I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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