I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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