the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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