we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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