please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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