Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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