He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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