i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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