I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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