But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Randomize
