I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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