It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
wow bdsm is so cute
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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