and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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