she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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