who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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