she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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