I don't think brook has ever known best
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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