i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
