Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
It's never too late to be topless.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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