maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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