okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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