Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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