Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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