this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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