Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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