Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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