he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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