I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Even my vagina gasped.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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