I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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