Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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