no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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