I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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