i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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