Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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