did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
This can only be settled by a dance off.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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