Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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