Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
