im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish i was in the wii world.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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