just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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