new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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