Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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