apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
