the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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