id be glad to
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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