Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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