Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
high people should be assigned attendants
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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