do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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