doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
barbara walters just said penis...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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