It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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