No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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